I may have blogged this before in fact I am almost sure I did, but in the absence of any original thoughts today perhaps I’ll delve back into older thoughts, that today feel pertinent and are certainly worth a re-analysis.
As many women do, I often receive pictures of men’s junk. Typically in an erect state, this disembodied member carries less-than-no sexual appeal to me.
(Women I think you can agree with me on this, even IF you have told HIM differently. Yes to it’s true men, hurting a man’s ego is a sin, we would prefer to lie…sometimes. I would say, some of you men do the same…as I think my pussy looks nothing like a “butterfly.”)
Am I to imagine myself impaled on your oh-so-swollen and gigantic phallus? Or fantasize about what it would be like thrust down my oh-so-slippery throat?
I KNOW you men imagine these things in great detail, it’s YOUR PENIS after all and it’s “fucking amazing” because of that fact…is it? I mean, isn’t it?!
Of course it is…
Men, we see it (genitalia) a bit differently.
Perhaps, or rather due to, society’s need to shame the female nether regions we women often enact hang-ups concerning genitalia—yours and ours.
We don’t particularly “like” the look of your junk (no worries many of us love the way it feels), and more often than that we don’t particularly “like” the look of OUR OWN JUNK (again no worries many of us love the way it tastes).
Why the discrepancy? Between how men and women view their own sex organs?
Why the self-pussy-hate?
Why don’t we love our oddly-colored-awkward folds with the same tenacity you men flout your lumpy-cylindrical-oft’ crooked-attached-to-octopus-balls genitalia with?
I’ll tell you why.
Because genitalia, men, women, animal, are ALL WEIRD looking. Not that weird is bad, it’s not…it’s damn functional, but we need to reach a middle ground here. How about this:
Men’s hard penises are not instant visual aphrodisiacs & women’s vaginas no not look like “butterflies.” Neither one is beautiful, or bad…BOTH ARE WEIRD.
Once I heard Sandra Bernhard in an interview say,
“Come on who are we kidding? All genitalia are unattractive! They look like sea anemone.”
I remember feeling indignant after the first half of that statement, and shaking my head in complete agreement upon hearing the second.
They are. They do!
So what are we to take from all of this?
Two things, I think:
1. I would like to receive fewer pictures of penises.
2. I would like to receive ANY pictures of vagina.
And I will start:
There…that should balance things out a bit!
(And Yes THAT IS ME, incidentally.)
NOW its your turn, ladies! I’m waiting!!