Shine Bright Like a…


Yes…that’s right:



Last night I shared some time with a woman who I have simultaneously  admired and been inspired by for more than a decade and who, incidentally, took the photo above: NYC Photographer Michelle Wild.

Through the years she’s built quite a reputation in boudoir photography (Shutterbug Boudoir) as a woman who shoots women not as objects, rather as complete, complex, highly individual, sensual beings…GODDESSES, basically.

Yes, I imagine one could chalk this up to angles and lighting…but, my heart tells me it’s more than that…it’s about raising a woman’s awareness of her own deep and personal sensual power…showing her… HER SHINE!

And so, with that…I leave you to your weekend with a funny vid’…and the wish that each and every one of you:


xxx, Dr. NymphoBrainiac



Vaginas are…Everywhere!

There is something confirming that our individual shapes, curves, and parts are all a reflection of nature…


Our bodies are our gardens – our wills are our gardeners.

William Shakespeare


“Most people are on the world, not in it–have no conscious sympathy or relationship to anything about them– undiffused, separate, and rigidly alone like marbles of polished stone, touching, but separate.”

John Muir




“The world is a sacred place and a sacred process…and we’re part of it.”

Daniel Quinn


“We are surrounded by a rich and fertile mystery.”

Henry David Thoreau


“Through primrose tufts, in that sweet bower,

The periwinkle trail’d its wreaths;
And ’tis my faith that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes.”

William Wordsworth


“If you will think of ourselves as coming out of the earth, rather than having been thrown in here from somewhere else, you see that we are the earth, we are the consciousness of the earth. These are the eyes of the Earth. And this is the voice of the earth.”

Joseph Campbell


“Even in a single leaf of a tree, or a tender blade of grass, the awe-inspiring Deity manifests Itself.”

Shinto. Urabe-no-Kanekuni


“The highest human purpose is always to reinvent and celebrate the sacred.”

N. Scott Momaday


“But it is important to realize we are all trapped in mental constructs, and so we separate ourselves from reality; the whole world loses its aliveness-or, rather, we lose our ability to sense that aliveness, the sacredness of nature. When we approach nature through the conceptualizing mind, we see a forest as a commodity, a concept. We no longer see it for what it truly is, but for what we want to use it as. It is reduced. This is how it becomes possible for humans to destroy the planet without realizing what they are doing.”

Eckhart Tolle


“The possession of knowledge does not kill the sense of wonder and mystery. There is always more mystery.”

Anais Nin


“Nature holds the key to our aesthetic, intellectual, cognitive, and even spiritual satisfaction.

Each species is a masterpiece, a creation assembled with extreme care and genius.”

Edward O. Wilson

-Dr. NymphoBrainiac.


My Pussy is Nothing Like Your Pussy

Yesterday a friend shared a link to this blog, Roosh’s Game Tips Newsletter
in which the author displays and details various “types” of pussy based on shape. It’s mildly entertaining and certainly insulting (e.g. “Turkey Pussy”, “Terminator Pussy”), but none of it is shocking or really groundbreaking.

I mean we have heard it all before, for ages the shape of a woman’s pussy has somehow dic(k)tated her preference for- or against- promiscuous sex. Yes, it’s juvenile and silly and yet I think an insecure part of us all (that deep-down oft maligned part, influenced by society) still buys into the notion that:

Pussies with differing-shape and complexity = whore


Pussies that present a clean cleft = virgin

I could go on and on about how ethnicity and congenital factors are the main contributors to the shape and size of a woman’s pussy, but I will assume that you are too smart for all that academia. So, putting  that aside, I found myself staring at this chart-o-pussy, searching fanatically for mine:


And surprise surprise…I didn’t find myself there! I even went so far as to make a thorough inspection in the shower…”Well it’s kinda number __, crossed with number __.” And just when I was about to ask my boyfriend what he thought, a semi-intelligent realization emerged:

Pussies are completely unique…no one pussy looks exactly like another…like faces.

I am laughing now because that was the exact thought I had…and while equating pussies with faces certainly engenders a little giggle in us all…the parallel is valid.

So, I suppose the lesson here is:

Never judge a book by its cover; likewise, never judge a pussy by its shape…otherwise you may never get to the satisfaction within.

Happy Hump Day!

xxx, dr.c.


Are You a Vagina-Man or a Cunt-Man?

“Black, White, and Sex” (2012) is sometimes provocative and confronting, sometimes tender, poignant and sexy. The film takes you behind the scenes and into a sex worker‘s very special world. There’s a question here for every man and an answer for every woman. Anyone who pays is welcome – but leave your expectations at the door sex is never black and white.

THIS SCENE, specifically introduces an interesting topic:


And here I use the term as both verb and noun, both an act and part of the female sex-anatomy.

The character in the film clip above explains the difference between vagina-men and cunt-men through the analogy of “wetness”…pronouncing that only a cunt-man can tolerate a woman’s wetness, whereas the vagina-man wishes to immediately rid himself by showering after sex. She goes on to explain that a woman’s wetness can never be simply washed off, because,

“a woman is wet all over, inside and out.”

I love this.

Not only because we all know how hot it is when our lover doesn’t wash immediately after sex, but because this is truly about men who truly love womenall of them…all that is deep and foreign and different from themselves. To me, THAT is a cunt-man…a man who accepts, celebrates, and even indulges in female-sexuality as a unique and integrated aspect of WHO SHE IS. It’s not about her cunt/pussy/vagina/nana/coochie…it’s about her FEMALENESS.


I for one…could only love a cunt-man.

xxx Dr.C.

Thank you Christian, for this enlightening piece of cinema!

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Genitalia: Look Weird, Feel (and Taste) Great — (NSFW – Naughty Post)

I may have blogged this before in fact I am almost sure I did, but in the absence of any original thoughts today perhaps I’ll delve back into older thoughts, that today feel pertinent and are certainly worth a re-analysis.

As many women do, I often receive pictures of men’s junk. Typically in an erect state, this disembodied member carries less-than-no sexual appeal to me.

(Women I think you can agree with me on this, even IF you have told HIM differently. Yes to it’s true men, hurting a man’s ego is a sin, we would prefer to lie…sometimes. I would say, some of you men do the same…as I think my pussy looks nothing like a “butterfly.”)

Am I to imagine myself impaled on your oh-so-swollen and gigantic phallus? Or fantasize about what it would be like thrust down my oh-so-slippery throat?

I KNOW you men imagine these things in great detail, it’s YOUR PENIS after all and it’s “fucking amazing” because of that fact…is it? I mean, isn’t it?!

Of course it is…


Men, we see it (genitalia) a bit differently.

Perhaps, or rather due to, society’s need to shame the female nether regions we women often enact hang-ups concerning genitalia—yours and ours.

We don’t particularly “like” the look of your junk (no worries many of us love the way it feels), and more often than that we don’t particularly “like” the look of OUR OWN JUNK (again no worries many of us love the way it tastes).

Why the discrepancy? Between how men and women view their own sex organs?

Why the self-pussy-hate?

Why don’t we love our oddly-colored-awkward folds with the same tenacity you men flout your lumpy-cylindrical-oft’ crooked-attached-to-octopus-balls genitalia with?

I’ll tell you why.

Because genitalia, men, women, animal, are ALL WEIRD looking. Not that weird is bad, it’s not…it’s damn functional, but we need to reach a middle ground here. How about this:

Men’s hard penises are not instant visual aphrodisiacs & women’s vaginas no not look like “butterflies.” Neither one is beautiful, or bad…BOTH ARE WEIRD.

Once I heard Sandra Bernhard in an interview say,

“Come on who are we kidding? All genitalia are unattractive! They look like sea anemone.”

I remember feeling indignant after the first half of that statement, and shaking my head in complete agreement upon hearing the second.

They are. They do!

So what are we to take from all of this?

Two things, I think:

1. I would like to receive fewer pictures of penises.

2. I would like to receive ANY pictures of vagina.

And I will start:

There…that should balance things out a bit!

(And Yes THAT IS ME, incidentally.)

NOW its your turn, ladies! I’m waiting!!

Xxx c.

Sex Toy Tuesday: A Gift 4 Your Vajayjay

Popularizing Oprah’s term for a vagina leaves a lot to be desired, but I must admit that when my girlfriend MizzJ gifted me with my very own Vajazzle kit…I was, well I was faSINated.

Perhaps in the same way ANY erotic art tickles me, down deep, but maybe it was something more: CREATIVITY!





And generally just KNOW that IT was there…THERE, making my nether regions brighter, richer, tackier… BEDAZZLED!

What could be more wonderfully ridiculous? Very little, I assure you.

I cannot wait to wear it…this weekend of course…Wait. does one bedazzle their vagina and wear panties? It seems a shame…rather I say let your vagina SHINE THROUGH and go pantiless…in a short skirt…and thigh high stockings…no not for HIM or HER, for YOU silly!

Viva La Vajazzled Vajayjay!

P.S. for those of you that wish to delve further into the art of the vajayjay there is a site, indeed:


xxx cc

Sex Toy Tuesday…the RETURN F-Machines and All!

Well it has been awhile since I have done an entry addressing the pleasures of adult toys and so to kick off the relaunch of my site…I thought I would test drive one:


Now this is but one example of these rather aggressive toys. And they come in all sorts of



and of course, POWER!

Now the version i had was of the “homegrown” type…a product of the ingenuity of a handy-MAN. And although the purpose was evident, the actually execution never quite…came to fruition, shall we say? Yes…in this case the penile apparatus seemed too flaccid to get the job done shall we say? And instead seemed to make a much better…MASSAGE?  But, my personal experience aside, this is a grand idea no? And I have good evidence that these machines work quite well when a more rigid approach is taken, shall we say?

From my very limited experience it seems men are most motivated to create these Fucking Machines which makes sense from a familiarity-with-tools perspective but…in practice…these machines seem to fall a bit short…or rather long? I tease a bit, but what I am trying to say I think is that, while men grasp the “motion” of women’s pleasure…something is lost in terms of the finesse! Perhaps if a woman were to design the tool and a man undertake the construction?

As with so many forms of female pleasure…I fear the men may require our direction…So, how would we change these amped up vibes? Hmmmnnn…the options seem endless, first the scale  should reflect the customer = SMALLER, LIGHTER, SOFTER…yes yes we do like it hard, but we like to WORK UP TO IT! I feel a bit as if I am redesigning the clunky too-big machines in the gym, they don’t fit either…Perhaps it is a man’s world and even our machines-o-pleasure are subject to a man’s view…NONSENSE! I refuse to accept this theory, rather I would like to think that it will only require a bit more time for our ladies to make their way to the tool-room and…CREATE!

With that…I invite you, my ladies, to take on the challenge…I have faith that WE can and will create the next best fucking machine…oh wait…maybe we HAVE: DIGITS 1 and 2?

heehee, xxx c.