I Love the Simplicity of Strip Clubs…

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As an adult, I have enjoyed venturing into strip clubs with fair regularity. I appreciate the fact that you get what you pay for, or that expectations have a high potential to be met–as long as your desires aren’t outside of what the club can offer.

And in the end, I love going home…either with myself or my lover and to be quite frank, finishing the job (tease) off!

Yes, I enjoy the pure entertainment of sex and all activities that surround the act…which don’t have to be actual sex, rather a lead-in if you will.

That said, today I stumbled upon an article describing some establishments that go above and beyond expectations…some of which I have been to, I’ll let you guess which!

Here is a list of some of the…peculiarities…enjoy, and if you have ever been to any of these, DO TELL:

1. Climax

This now-defunct drive-thru strip club allowed customers to watch dancers strip through a window… without ever leaving the comfort of their cars. Most customers reportedly made pit stops for only two or three minutes, paying $5 per minute to the Pittsburgh-area establishment.

2. Pirate’s Cove

This Portland-based strip club is dedicated to pirate lovers looking for both types of booty. In a design choice that Jack Sparrow himself would love, the outside of the club is shaped as a large jug of rum.

3. Silver Dollar Strip Club

Around Halloween time, the Silver Dollar Strip Club in Oregon transforms into a haunted house, where patrons can wander through spooky rooms. Costumed strippers aim to frighten patrons as well as turn them on.

4. Mos Eisley Cantina

This Los Angeles joint is usually your run-of-the-mill strip club. But bi-monthly, it has Star Wars-themed nights where girls dress up as storm troopers and other characters, and strip down past their Princess Leah-themed gold bikinis.

5. Clermont Lounge

The Atlanta-based club reportedly employs strippers older than the norm (aged about 45 to 60), for those looking for a more mature experience. Yelp reviewers jokingly write that this is where strippers go to retire and where men go to relive The Graduate.

6. 2001 Odyssey

In this space-themed strip club in Tampa, Fla., stars and asteroids glow on the ceiling. Everything on the ground — and on strippers’ bodies — is white and glows in the black light, much like Space Mountain in Disneyland …if Space Mountain had strippers.

7. School House

Alumni of the Pioneer school in Negoa, Ill., were outraged when their alma mater was transformed into a strip club with a schoolhouse theme. Multiplication tables and a copy of the constitution still hang on the walls next to the stripper poles.

8. Saint Venus Theater

This roving, amateur strip club in New York City changes locations every week. The club caters mainly to young financiers looking for a girl-next-door experience — many of the young strippers have college degrees and work at start-ups or galleries during the day. The college-dorm feel leaves patrons requesting dates almost as frequently as lap dances.

9. The Dancing Bare

This Atlanta strip club played only Grateful Dead songs. But since clientele can only stand to listen to “Casey Jones” so many times as they watch women dance, so the club unsurprisingly closed only 24 hours after opening.

10.  Casa Diablo

Now notorious for one of its strippers receiving Tweets from Cory Booker, this Portland-based strip club only serves vegan food.

(Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/09/26/americas-10-strangest-strip-clubs/#ixzz2g1HIwjoE)

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