My NEW Booty: “I don’t think you’re ready for this JELLY…IS MY BODY TOO BOOTYLICIOUS FOR YA BABE?”

This weekend I added something NEW…to myself:


Yes, you read correctly, I am posterior-ly challenged and so, in response, I purchased a butt enhancement prosthetic.

It was really a spur of the moment decision, well actually I was spurred-on by one of my well-endowed friends, but none-the-less I was excited and slightly giddy about the prospect of joining the ranks of those bootylicious women I both admire and envy:


At first, it was a joke I simply wanted to do something that might amuse those close to me, perhaps play a bit of a practical joke, an optical illusion if you will, but then…after staring in the mirror extensively…I REALLY LIKED IT!

Being built athletically, I have never possessed neither hips nor ass and had come to accept this as just me…never had I thought of it as a deficit…until NOW! Again, similar to women’s breasts, I see an ample rear as representing:

WOMANLY, SEXY, SEXUAL, FERTILITY, GENEROSITY…I could go on, but you get the picture.

And while, I am not willing to permanently alter my posterior (yet)…I will be purchasing another pair of these fabulous undergarments. The way I see it, it’s no different than a padded bra and hey if it makes you feel good…WHY THE HELL NOT?! We can talk all day about accepting our bodies as is, but if a little “adjustment” is all it takes to keep you smiling…then I say:


(yeah, that’s ME above! With my prosthetic BADDUNCADUNK!)

Life is too short to belabor the shortcomings of nature…GO GET IT GIRLS (and boys too!) !!!

xxx c.

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