Popularizing Oprah’s term for a vagina leaves a lot to be desired, but I must admit that when my girlfriend MizzJ gifted me with my very own Vajazzle kit…I was, well I was faSINated.
Perhaps in the same way ANY erotic art tickles me, down deep, but maybe it was something more: CREATIVITY!
I COULD CREATE MY OWN VAGINA ART!
PEEK AT IT!
And generally just KNOW that IT was there…THERE, making my nether regions brighter, richer, tackier… BEDAZZLED!
What could be more wonderfully ridiculous? Very little, I assure you.
I cannot wait to wear it…this weekend of course…Wait. does one bedazzle their vagina and wear panties? It seems a shame…rather I say let your vagina SHINE THROUGH and go pantiless…in a short skirt…and thigh high stockings…no not for HIM or HER, for YOU silly!
Viva La Vajazzled Vajayjay!
P.S. for those of you that wish to delve further into the art of the vajayjay there is a site, indeed: