Sometimes…The ODD-EST Things Make Me Horny!

Statistics make me horny.

Yes, you read correctly…Stats turn me on…and ([perhaps even more shocking) they get me off!

Truly there is a sexual satisfaction that I get when I “work-out” a complex analysis.

When I logically construct the most reasonable statistical test…run-it…analyze the output…and finally create a concise synthesis explaining all of the seemingly unintelligible numerical data…make it…REAL, to anyone who desires.

Numbers are a beautifully misunderstood power…not unlike most women (are to men).

They can stand alone, naked…without meaning OR they can stand, together…linked by a tantalizing lace-like thread of complex formulas that represent a chain of understanding…leading to an eventual climax, so intense that it satiates every unanswered desire…and if you do-it right…that climax ignites tertiary fires…that beg to be…attended.

So, you thought I was strange when I said:

I love statistics.

NOW you will think I am completely mad, when I say:

SATISTICS TURN ME…THE FUCK ON!

Yes, well…it is me, so you are not surprised, just mildly amused and (hopefully) slightly…aroused. I am telling you, numbers…have THAT effect on me.

It’s funny how seemingly mundane aspects of life, if you look a little more closely…searching for that deeper desire…can become a true aphrodisiac, think about THAT the next time you are settled in behind your desk at work, really ask yourself:

IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY DAILY LIFE THAT HAS THE POTENTIAL TO GET ME OFF?

And then…indulge!

You will find that your day…simply flies by…and your work becomes…infinitely more satisfying,

Happy Monday….xxx c.

 

 

 

One thought on “Sometimes…The ODD-EST Things Make Me Horny!

  1. Special_one says:

    Forget slightly aroused id say 99.9% of men who just read that are sitting at there desks with a hardon like never before i know one certainly is so apart from Satistics what else am TURNS YOU…THE FUCK ON!? You really do have a beautiful way with words so intense “tantalizing lace-like thread of complex formulas that represent a chain of understanding…leading to an eventual climax, so intense that it satiates every unanswered desire…and if you do-it right…that climax ignites tertiary fires…that beg to be…attended.”, that part alone would get any persons pulse racing.

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