Wet Wednesday: Get Your Sex-ercise On!

As you may have gleaned, fitness and health are an important part to my life….everyday…so it should also seem a natural correlation to SEX!

It IS Wet Wednesday after all.

And on this fine day I have some rather intimate workouts for you…

Ladies first; I present an upgrade from the classic Ben Wa ball: the Geisha Ball (love the name) and it VIBRATES!

Simply insert it in your vagina; the movements you make while walking give you a continual massage. It also keeps the pelvic muscles in shape, allowing you more pleasure during sex.

Shots Toys Geisha Super Ball Erotic Exercise Ball Waterproof Purple

($13.99 at Katerina’s Closet, you save 11% off retail)

I wonder how it would feel if you did jumping jacks after insertion…hmmmnn.

But I digress…For the men I have the penis barbell. Okay it’s a bit of a gag-toy, but something I would LOVE to see (in use) nonetheless!

Original Pecker Exerciser

($6.79 at Katerina’s Closet, 7% off retail)

As the manufacturer points out:

“You exercise every part of your body with weights, why should your pecker be any different? It is after all a muscle as well. Keep your pecker in shape with the Original Pecker Exerciser and see how strong and muscular your pecker gets! You’ll be able to lift your partner with just your pecker alone!”

Ummmm…what a selling point and who wouldn’t want to see THAT!?!?

So, along with a hearty chuckle, I hope you’ve enjoyed these offerings for Wet Wednesday, a special thank you to Katerina’s Closet for keeping me entertained (wink, wink), and…trust that you all know the BEST EXERCISE IS…SEX-ERCISE!!!

xxx c.

(image by BPS Productions for ForTradvd.com)

A Wet Wednesday…PRE-WARNING: NYC Vibe-Giveaway!

In the interest of giving you nymphobrainiacs a heads-up…tomorrow Trojan is giving away 10,000 vibes across the city!

I can’t vouch for its functionality…I have yet to try these “over-the-counter” vibes I’ve spied as I wait to pick up my birth control script…but with a well known name and a $35 price tag, this lil-thang must get the job done at the very least!

As per Trojan on Facebook, we will have to check back to tomorrow when the secret locals will be revealed…I don’t know about you, but I will definitely be there…

“Free Orgasms! FREE ORGASMS FOR SALE!!!”

I’ll save you a spot on line…xxx c.

Wet Wednesday: Time To Strap ONE On!

Yes it’s Wet Wednesday, and this week I want to talk about strap-ons.

If you have ever used one, or had one used on you (I have experienced both, see my personal experience in my 1st adult film above), you know that often they seem an exercise in pure futility.

Too small.

Too big.

Too awkward.

Too much movement.

And I get it, it’s a large phallus strapped onto a body that is NOT anatomically  built for a phallus, and as such:

IT DOESN’T FIT!

And yet, I never seem to give up.

I continue to use strap-ons and request their use on, or in, me. So, it’s only fair that I review a few here.

Some of the first I tried were rudimentary, with plastic straps, either too rigid or too soft, neither of which feels very pleasant. (In my first film I had to take 6 Advil after my scene it hurt so badly.)

I tried one, that had so much potential. It was a rabbit style strap-on and did all sorts of fancy tricks…vibrating, twirling, twisting beads; however, it was so bulky and awkward and I was at least 6 inches from my partner, separated by a gigantic battery pack. Needless to say, this strap-on experience was not a great success.

Although I have to admit this newer model from Katerina’s Closet .com  is definitely an upgrade. If you decide to pick one up, or have used this one before let me know. It seems some important changes have been made, mainly concerning the bulk and stability issues:

(remember just click the hyper link to go directly to the item’s page)

Strap-on Power Cock with Rabbit was $56.59, save over 19% NOW at $45.29

From the early models I would say the most consistently successful, for me, was the classic…STRAP-ON

Like the Fetish Fantasy ($37.99 at Katerina’s):

Great for giving-it (hard) to a guy…but again lacking some of the maneuverability that a woman’s parts require.

And so I continued my quest and more recently came to…

A design especially designed with two female partners in mind and promising great things (in all of the reviews). It features a vibrating butterfly for the “giver” and a large vibrating cock for the “getter”…It had great potential.

Picture the Honey Sucker Bee Strap-on Vibe ($44.49)

(which incidentally is a great vibrator on it’s own)

With a HUGE vibrator attached to the end of it.

Not only was there a problem of shear balance, the butterfly portion didn’t have a strong enough vibe (for her) and the straps…THE STRAPS ARE THIN ELASTIC?!?

This seems like an epic fail for such an all-inclusive product. Also the slant of the phallus seemed off, so that in the end my partner (who was “giving”) was manually holding the butterfly portion and fucking me…which was great for me…but seemed to miss the point of a product that professes, “pleasure for both.”

However, despite all of my failures…I have not abandoned my quest, just yet.

Katerina’s closet recently sent me a NEW version to test, and…I must say I have high hopes (again), and here’s why:

The Wireless Power Harness 2 (Was $79.54, now $61.99; you save 22%)

Product Details: Waterproof. Our versatile Wireless Power Harness now available with a dual density, maintenance-free, life-like, tapered Pure Skin dong. Patented self-contained motor. 3 powerful speeds with push button control. Fully adjustable tush and waist straps (up to 40″/120cm). Secure snaps. Pure Skin/TPR (dong) ABS (base) Nylon (straps). 4.75″x 1.75″/12cm x 4cm (dong).

The vibration – strong enough to please both partners.

The size – yes, it matters. And the material is all soft and velvet-like!

And most importantly,

The FIT –

the styling, wide straps with a well-affixed large front-piece, allows for a more natural stroke and promises an experience that is altogether more stable and pleasurable for both parties involved, or at least that’s the idea.

Now…I just need to find SOMEONE to try it out on…

xxx c.

Wet Wednesday (IV): I Got YOU, CLAMPED-UP!

There was a lot of response to last week’s Wet Wednesday post for Pleasure Cupz, and an overwhelming call for something a bit more, well…

HARDCORE.

I got you.

This week I take you on a journey into familiar territory (for me)…time for a little lesson in S&M or BDSM, as those in-the-know like to say.

Nipple clamps are essential tools in every dom’s arsenal. Sometimes they are fancy metal contraptions with removable weights, and at other times simple household  items like clothespins get the job done. Truly, the world offers a variety of options when it comes to titty-tweaking, but today I will focus on those considered most humane and sensual.

Let me make one more point…WOMEN & MEN BOTH HAVE NIPPLES…and BOTH can derive pleasure from nipple play! So, boys…sorry, men…do NOT let sexism interfere with reaching your full pleasure potential!

Today I was perusing the the webpages of Katerina’s Closet (hyperlinked here) and came across several titillating options:

For the Fashionista, this is the lovely feather variety…beautiful, but in my experience these never come with secure clamps.

As with most pretty things, they are ALL LOOKS and no action!

For those that need an extra CHARGE…electro-shock may be the way to go.

Although I have to say, unless you are investing in something like the Violet Wand (a true shocker),

products that advertise as “electo” typically will NOT offer you the SHOCK you desire!

I even found something for those who desire a little drool…I tease. Maybe. I did a catalogue shoot for a very similar product and the result, as any of you who have ever had in a ball-gag know, was a slobbery mess…NOT VERY SEXY! Unless a little humiliation is what you enjoy, then by all means…the angle of the clamps actually pulls the “victim’s” head down so that the drool drips onto her/his chest…which is visually quite stunning… (I MUST find that image of me…stay tuned for that funny tidbit. Update: I have inserted the images from that very shoot!).

But the one that wins, for classic styling and an overall solid CLAMP is:

The CLASSIC NIPPLE CLAMP (click link for info)

Regularly Priced at $20, Katerina’s has them listed at just under $18.

They looks a bit silly, I admit, but these little buggers truly offer a solid hold on your nips!

Now for a lil 101 on Nipple Clamping:

1. Apply carefully and gently to a dry area (I say “area” because these clamps work well on scrotum, if that’s what he begs for.)
2. Do NOT be fooled by the low level of sensation after the first clamp
3. WAIT…(tic toc…)
4. REMOVE the clamp/s and commence…SCREAMING! and MOANING! AND…CUMMING!

 

#4 reveals the secret of nipple clamps:

YOU HAVE TO REMOVE THEM TO FEEL THEIR POWER!

And FEEL, you will…all levels of sensation: pain, pleasure, overstimulated, tickled…and for some, this procedure can stimulate ORGASM - particularly if you time the removal with climaxing during sex…which can be VERY effective…and I can assure you, MIND BLOWING!

With that I bid you adieu, and hope that adding a little tension to your Wet Wednesday is as pleasing for you, as it has been for me!

xxx, c.

Wet Wednesday III: Bbbbuuuuzzzzzzzin’ Boobs!

This week’s entry is a bit of a spoof. What can I say, when I saw these on Katerina’s Closet I could NOT resist:

Pleasure Cupz Vibrating Nipple Massagers

in Purple

(as if they could come in any other color)

Product Details:

List price: $7.88, On Sale for $6.99.

Make your nipples perk with pleasure with these incredible Vibrating Pleasure Cupz. Each jelly nipple suction cup features a powerful micro-massager that delivers discreet stimulation right to your nipples. Simply place them on your breast over the nipple and squeeze, then flip the power switch on the tiny bullet. The tiny TPR nubs on the inside of the massager tickle, tease and please with every vibration. The bullet can be switched on or off and battery life is approximately 40 minutes.

(Here they sit on my bathroom counter…turned on and just vibing away.)

 Now I realize I am a bit eccentric in my tastes, and NO these are NOT what “everyone needs” to own for their sex toy box (you DO have one, right?), rather these little nipple-vibes are an extra…think of them as the cherry on top. At least that’s how I enjoyed them, last night.

When I ripped open my Pleasure Cupz (in purple) and immediately pulled-down my top to try’em out, see above (realtime), I was pleasantly surprised!

I have used a lot of nipple clamps (although I have yet to write about them), but this was something entirely different. Whereas nipple clamps tend to be of the S&M world, these are more like nipple-ticklers.

They are rubber and I assumed they suctioned on, they do look like suction cups, but they do not. You just sort of press them to your nipples (as above).

My immediate reaction was tit-tillation (sorry, had to…it’s punny).

Then, I thought:

“What the fuck am I supposed to do with these? They are pleasant but it’s not like I can orgasm from them…Ahhhh, but wouldn’t they be nice, as a SEX-TRA!”

And so, I immediately geared-up for a masturbation session, nipple-rubbers in hand, and went to it!

The results?

These little purple-nipple-cupz definitely add a little something extra to the mix. And while I admit to having sensitive nipples, I this most would enjoy these lil’ babies.

As a side note, my peeping neighbor must have had quite a show last night…I had a bullet, a vibe, and these lil cupz ALL buzzing while “testing” this product! A woman’s work is never DONE!

Happy Wet Wednesday!

Make sure it’s dripping…xxx c.

Wet Wednesday (III) – A Day Late, But Always Worth the Wait – I Will Make You Wetter!

Some of my very hottest sex-sessions have taken place in the shower.  Their nature has run the gamut some were spontaneous quickies, others all night fuck fests until our hands and feet looked like 80 year-olds, still others were almost casual, “Wanna take a shower?” “Uh, YES!”

The image above represents the second variety…and was one of the most memorable nights in my life (no lie)…we went on and on and on…blurring the lines between fantasy and reality, repeatedly…(sigh)…Oops almost lost my thought process there.

Yes, it’s Wet Wednesday and we are talking about accoutrements that might enhance our sex lives, right! And this week I bring you what is less of an adult toy and more of an accessory, the  Fetish Fantasy Perfect Position Handles (Available to Katerina’s Closet for $24.75, NOW 17% off at $20.49)

The product description reads:

Turn your shower into an erotic playground with the Fetish Fantasy Perfect Position Handles. Showering with your loved one will never be the same again, thanks to these versatile suction position handles. The powerful suction bases stick to nearly any flat surface – from shower tiles to floors to glass shower doors – allowing you to explore positions you never dreamed possible! Adventurous sex in the shower is no longer limited to the gifted or athletic – with these high-strength suction handles, you can try difficult positions with ease and get the right angle every time. They help with balance, give you leverage and ensure safety when the action heats up. Go ahead, explore your wet and wild Fetish Fantasies!

Now to date I haven’t used this product, but have already placed an order because what’s the one thing we can all agree on about shower-sex, be it good, bad or mind-blowing?

YOU ARE IN CONSTANT DANGER OF FALLING AND BUSTING YOUR ASS!

True story.

In fact one that has occurred more often than I would really like to admit…although I will say I played it off nicely,

“Oh what? NO I am just fine I want to be down HERE, see?”

Despite my graceful excuses, I would prefer a bit more stability while getting soapy and sexy with my partner…s.

Let’s just say I am a dirty girl!

xxx c.

Wet Wednesdays I: My Day 2 Share a NEW Pleasure – The G-Spot Vibe

In this new incarnation of my previously dubbed Sex Toy Tuesdays, I have decided to return to my “review” of adult toys with a new partner:

Katerina’s Closet is a website that offers adults the chance to explore all of their fantasies through enhancing their sextracurricular activities with certain…aides, shall we say. In working with Katerina’s I will not only be able to offer my readers first hand experience (yes that means I get to test all of the products out) but also pass-on some of the great deals the site has to offer!

And so, without further ado…

Welcome to: WET WEDNESDAYS!!!

For our first adventure, I present to you, the 10 Function Risque G Vibrator Waterproof 5.5 Inch Black (as shown below)

IMMEDIATE REVIEW: I JUST finished trying out this product, the Risque G Vibrator, and I must admit…I am still shaking a bit!

WOWZAS WHAT A VIBRATOR!!

I mean first and foremost I KNOW it’s a special G-spot vibe…but…ummmm…in terms of clitoral stimulation: 

THIS IS YOUR TOY!

Product Description:
3 popular styles now with 10 functions.Seamless, sleek, and super slim.
10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.
Whisper quiet.
State-of-the-art memory chip resumes last function used.ABS with PU Cote (wand)
ABS with Silver Plating (2 AAA batteries)
5.5″ x .75″/14 cm x 2 cm.

**Price at Katerina’s Closet ONLY: $27.22, now 17% off at $ 22.49!**

Product Review/Test Run:

Quite honestly I didn’t even get the chance to TRY the G-spot “hook” inserted until I recovered from the cyclic orgasms that the 10-speed vibrator illicits! The vibration is VERY strong and the speeds vary in intensity and rhythm, which combine in a titillatingly surprising manner! Not to mention, when you turn it off the memory chip recalls the “orgasm point” from your last use – I knew it was only a matter of time before technology invaded the world of adult toys! INGENIOUS!

As if all this wasn’t enough, the Thin-Mint (yes, I already named mine) is also a G-spot stimulator, and stimulate it does. Yes, I know what you’re saying, “What is all this G-spot business?” I recognize the G-spot isn’t at all that familiar to many and so I have integrated commentary from an additional source (Babeland, NYC) with my own experiences below for your enjoyment:

HOW DO I FIND MY G-SPOT?

It’s not a myth, despite what you may have heard — the G-spot exists, and it loves attention! “G-spot” is the common name for a spot on the front of the vaginal wall through which you can stimulate the urethral sponge, an area of spongy tissue surrounding the urethra. All female-bodied people have a G-spot, but not all respond to G-spot stimulation in the same way.

1. Find it. The G-spot is about 2 inches inside of the vagina towards the belly, just behind the pubic bone. When women are aroused the tissue becomes thickened and can be felt through the vaginal wall. It creates an intense, distinctive sensation when stimulated. For some women, this feeling is similar to the sensation of needing to urinate; if it makes you feel more comfortable, pee before starting your explorations. And for some, stimulation of the G-spot can make them ejaculate.

• I have found both of these experiences to be true: I feel like I “must pee,” I experience a female-ejaculation…AND the orgasms are without fail unique and extremely intense.

Turn yourself on. The first step is to get turned on. During arousal, the spongy tissue swells with fluid.

• This was simple, using the vibe for clitoral stimulation paired with a little fantasy.

Add a finger or toy. Now, insert your finger into your vagina and curve your finger up towards your belly.

• You will notice that the vibe is hooked, I simply used it to find my “spot”.

Firm strokes. You’ll know when you hit the G-spot by the distinctive sensation it creates. Remember, you aren’t feeling for something on the surface of the vaginal wall; the urethral sponge is behind it, so you’ll need to press. The texture of the G-spot feels somewhat bumpy or crinkly; it’s noticeably different than the smooth walls of the vagina. Press firmly and stroke your fingers towards your palm (move them in a “come hither” way).

• Again this was accomplished with use of the toy…and it was evident that I had “hit” the G-spot when an increasingly intense feeling of sensation and pressure began.

Experiment. There is no single “right” technique to find the the G-spot. Others really like to have their clitoris stimulated at the same time that their G-spot is stroked. A partner’s fingers stroking the G-spot during cunnilingus can feel simply divine.

• Once I was really going, I added the bullet for clitoral stimulation.

Ejaculate (or not)! Pressure on the G-Spot or the contractions of orgasm can cause female ejaculation from the urethral sponge through the urethra. This fluid is different from urine and similar to men’s prostatic fluid. Empty your bladder before sex, so you won’t worry about peeing. Ejaculate quantity will probably be less than a teaspoon or two, but sometimes it can be copious. Objects in the vagina may block the urethra, thus preventing ejaculation. Some women ejaculate after the penis, dildo or fingers is removed. While not every woman ejaculates, female ejaculation is not uncommon, and it’s perfectly normal (and can feel great!).

• Yes, I do this. I did this, just now, copiously! The first time I experienced this phenomenon it was with a partner and the source of a bit of embarrassment until I understood its source. My advice is, “go with it,” this is a natural reaction to intense pleasure and will be an orgasm like no other! We are so very lucky, us women, able to cum multiple times; our orgasms having such variant qualities.

Partners and sexual positions. During partner sex there are some positions that are more conducive for hitting the G-Spot than others. Think geometry. Unless your partner has a curved dildo or penis, it’s the cervix, not the G-spot, that will most likely be stimulated in the standard missionary pose. Doggy-style, or the receptive partner receiving a dildo or penis from behind, puts the G-spot in the bulls-eye a bit better. You can lift your upper body by supporting your hands against a wall or bed, or with the use of “sex furniture” like the Love Bumper, and create a more angled approach to the vagina. Many women find that if they are on top, they can control penetration for better G-spot stimulation.

• For me, if I am “folded in half” with a sizeable partner, I can easily achieve a G-spot orgasm. Though I will say that at first I had to learn to withstand the intense, almost uncomfortable, pressure that precedes the phenomenal pay-off! I have tried various positions both with a male partner, and with the help of a strap-on with a female partner. The strap-on was a challenge, but I think utilizing this particular vibe would address the geometry issues that were encountered (and I can’t wait to try that theory out). 

This brings my first installment of Wet Wednesdays to a close! Thank you to Katerina’s Closet, please feel free to share any of your adventures with sex toys…share and share alike, I always say!

xxx c.