A Wet Wednesday…PRE-WARNING: NYC Vibe-Giveaway!

In the interest of giving you nymphobrainiacs a heads-up…tomorrow Trojan is giving away 10,000 vibes across the city!

I can’t vouch for its functionality…I have yet to try these “over-the-counter” vibes I’ve spied as I wait to pick up my birth control script…but with a well known name and a $35 price tag, this lil-thang must get the job done at the very least!

As per Trojan on Facebook, we will have to check back to tomorrow when the secret locals will be revealed…I don’t know about you, but I will definitely be there…

“Free Orgasms! FREE ORGASMS FOR SALE!!!”

I’ll save you a spot on line…xxx c.

Wet Wednesday: Time To Strap ONE On!

Yes it’s Wet Wednesday, and this week I want to talk about strap-ons.

If you have ever used one, or had one used on you (I have experienced both, see my personal experience in my 1st adult film above), you know that often they seem an exercise in pure futility.

Too small.

Too big.

Too awkward.

Too much movement.

And I get it, it’s a large phallus strapped onto a body that is NOT anatomically  built for a phallus, and as such:

IT DOESN’T FIT!

And yet, I never seem to give up.

I continue to use strap-ons and request their use on, or in, me. So, it’s only fair that I review a few here.

Some of the first I tried were rudimentary, with plastic straps, either too rigid or too soft, neither of which feels very pleasant. (In my first film I had to take 6 Advil after my scene it hurt so badly.)

I tried one, that had so much potential. It was a rabbit style strap-on and did all sorts of fancy tricks…vibrating, twirling, twisting beads; however, it was so bulky and awkward and I was at least 6 inches from my partner, separated by a gigantic battery pack. Needless to say, this strap-on experience was not a great success.

Although I have to admit this newer model from Katerina’s Closet .com  is definitely an upgrade. If you decide to pick one up, or have used this one before let me know. It seems some important changes have been made, mainly concerning the bulk and stability issues:

(remember just click the hyper link to go directly to the item’s page)

Strap-on Power Cock with Rabbit was $56.59, save over 19% NOW at $45.29

From the early models I would say the most consistently successful, for me, was the classic…STRAP-ON

Like the Fetish Fantasy ($37.99 at Katerina’s):

Great for giving-it (hard) to a guy…but again lacking some of the maneuverability that a woman’s parts require.

And so I continued my quest and more recently came to…

A design especially designed with two female partners in mind and promising great things (in all of the reviews). It features a vibrating butterfly for the “giver” and a large vibrating cock for the “getter”…It had great potential.

Picture the Honey Sucker Bee Strap-on Vibe ($44.49)

(which incidentally is a great vibrator on it’s own)

With a HUGE vibrator attached to the end of it.

Not only was there a problem of shear balance, the butterfly portion didn’t have a strong enough vibe (for her) and the straps…THE STRAPS ARE THIN ELASTIC?!?

This seems like an epic fail for such an all-inclusive product. Also the slant of the phallus seemed off, so that in the end my partner (who was “giving”) was manually holding the butterfly portion and fucking me…which was great for me…but seemed to miss the point of a product that professes, “pleasure for both.”

However, despite all of my failures…I have not abandoned my quest, just yet.

Katerina’s closet recently sent me a NEW version to test, and…I must say I have high hopes (again), and here’s why:

The Wireless Power Harness 2 (Was $79.54, now $61.99; you save 22%)

Product Details: Waterproof. Our versatile Wireless Power Harness now available with a dual density, maintenance-free, life-like, tapered Pure Skin dong. Patented self-contained motor. 3 powerful speeds with push button control. Fully adjustable tush and waist straps (up to 40″/120cm). Secure snaps. Pure Skin/TPR (dong) ABS (base) Nylon (straps). 4.75″x 1.75″/12cm x 4cm (dong).

The vibration – strong enough to please both partners.

The size – yes, it matters. And the material is all soft and velvet-like!

And most importantly,

The FIT –

the styling, wide straps with a well-affixed large front-piece, allows for a more natural stroke and promises an experience that is altogether more stable and pleasurable for both parties involved, or at least that’s the idea.

Now…I just need to find SOMEONE to try it out on…

xxx c.

Wet Wednesdays I: My Day 2 Share a NEW Pleasure – The G-Spot Vibe

In this new incarnation of my previously dubbed Sex Toy Tuesdays, I have decided to return to my “review” of adult toys with a new partner:

Katerina’s Closet is a website that offers adults the chance to explore all of their fantasies through enhancing their sextracurricular activities with certain…aides, shall we say. In working with Katerina’s I will not only be able to offer my readers first hand experience (yes that means I get to test all of the products out) but also pass-on some of the great deals the site has to offer!

And so, without further ado…

Welcome to: WET WEDNESDAYS!!!

For our first adventure, I present to you, the 10 Function Risque G Vibrator Waterproof 5.5 Inch Black (as shown below)

IMMEDIATE REVIEW: I JUST finished trying out this product, the Risque G Vibrator, and I must admit…I am still shaking a bit!

WOWZAS WHAT A VIBRATOR!!

I mean first and foremost I KNOW it’s a special G-spot vibe…but…ummmm…in terms of clitoral stimulation: 

THIS IS YOUR TOY!

Product Description:
3 popular styles now with 10 functions.Seamless, sleek, and super slim.
10 intense functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.
Whisper quiet.
State-of-the-art memory chip resumes last function used.ABS with PU Cote (wand)
ABS with Silver Plating (2 AAA batteries)
5.5″ x .75″/14 cm x 2 cm.

**Price at Katerina’s Closet ONLY: $27.22, now 17% off at $ 22.49!**

Product Review/Test Run:

Quite honestly I didn’t even get the chance to TRY the G-spot “hook” inserted until I recovered from the cyclic orgasms that the 10-speed vibrator illicits! The vibration is VERY strong and the speeds vary in intensity and rhythm, which combine in a titillatingly surprising manner! Not to mention, when you turn it off the memory chip recalls the “orgasm point” from your last use – I knew it was only a matter of time before technology invaded the world of adult toys! INGENIOUS!

As if all this wasn’t enough, the Thin-Mint (yes, I already named mine) is also a G-spot stimulator, and stimulate it does. Yes, I know what you’re saying, “What is all this G-spot business?” I recognize the G-spot isn’t at all that familiar to many and so I have integrated commentary from an additional source (Babeland, NYC) with my own experiences below for your enjoyment:

HOW DO I FIND MY G-SPOT?

It’s not a myth, despite what you may have heard — the G-spot exists, and it loves attention! “G-spot” is the common name for a spot on the front of the vaginal wall through which you can stimulate the urethral sponge, an area of spongy tissue surrounding the urethra. All female-bodied people have a G-spot, but not all respond to G-spot stimulation in the same way.

1. Find it. The G-spot is about 2 inches inside of the vagina towards the belly, just behind the pubic bone. When women are aroused the tissue becomes thickened and can be felt through the vaginal wall. It creates an intense, distinctive sensation when stimulated. For some women, this feeling is similar to the sensation of needing to urinate; if it makes you feel more comfortable, pee before starting your explorations. And for some, stimulation of the G-spot can make them ejaculate.

• I have found both of these experiences to be true: I feel like I “must pee,” I experience a female-ejaculation…AND the orgasms are without fail unique and extremely intense.

Turn yourself on. The first step is to get turned on. During arousal, the spongy tissue swells with fluid.

• This was simple, using the vibe for clitoral stimulation paired with a little fantasy.

Add a finger or toy. Now, insert your finger into your vagina and curve your finger up towards your belly.

• You will notice that the vibe is hooked, I simply used it to find my “spot”.

Firm strokes. You’ll know when you hit the G-spot by the distinctive sensation it creates. Remember, you aren’t feeling for something on the surface of the vaginal wall; the urethral sponge is behind it, so you’ll need to press. The texture of the G-spot feels somewhat bumpy or crinkly; it’s noticeably different than the smooth walls of the vagina. Press firmly and stroke your fingers towards your palm (move them in a “come hither” way).

• Again this was accomplished with use of the toy…and it was evident that I had “hit” the G-spot when an increasingly intense feeling of sensation and pressure began.

Experiment. There is no single “right” technique to find the the G-spot. Others really like to have their clitoris stimulated at the same time that their G-spot is stroked. A partner’s fingers stroking the G-spot during cunnilingus can feel simply divine.

• Once I was really going, I added the bullet for clitoral stimulation.

Ejaculate (or not)! Pressure on the G-Spot or the contractions of orgasm can cause female ejaculation from the urethral sponge through the urethra. This fluid is different from urine and similar to men’s prostatic fluid. Empty your bladder before sex, so you won’t worry about peeing. Ejaculate quantity will probably be less than a teaspoon or two, but sometimes it can be copious. Objects in the vagina may block the urethra, thus preventing ejaculation. Some women ejaculate after the penis, dildo or fingers is removed. While not every woman ejaculates, female ejaculation is not uncommon, and it’s perfectly normal (and can feel great!).

• Yes, I do this. I did this, just now, copiously! The first time I experienced this phenomenon it was with a partner and the source of a bit of embarrassment until I understood its source. My advice is, “go with it,” this is a natural reaction to intense pleasure and will be an orgasm like no other! We are so very lucky, us women, able to cum multiple times; our orgasms having such variant qualities.

Partners and sexual positions. During partner sex there are some positions that are more conducive for hitting the G-Spot than others. Think geometry. Unless your partner has a curved dildo or penis, it’s the cervix, not the G-spot, that will most likely be stimulated in the standard missionary pose. Doggy-style, or the receptive partner receiving a dildo or penis from behind, puts the G-spot in the bulls-eye a bit better. You can lift your upper body by supporting your hands against a wall or bed, or with the use of “sex furniture” like the Love Bumper, and create a more angled approach to the vagina. Many women find that if they are on top, they can control penetration for better G-spot stimulation.

• For me, if I am “folded in half” with a sizeable partner, I can easily achieve a G-spot orgasm. Though I will say that at first I had to learn to withstand the intense, almost uncomfortable, pressure that precedes the phenomenal pay-off! I have tried various positions both with a male partner, and with the help of a strap-on with a female partner. The strap-on was a challenge, but I think utilizing this particular vibe would address the geometry issues that were encountered (and I can’t wait to try that theory out). 

This brings my first installment of Wet Wednesdays to a close! Thank you to Katerina’s Closet, please feel free to share any of your adventures with sex toys…share and share alike, I always say!

xxx c.

Sex-Toy Tuesday (#10): The invention of the 1st Vibrator…Maggie Gyllenhaal to star in Victorian-era vibrator rom-com (via PopWatch)

The first vibrator was invented in the Victorian era to aide in the treatment of “hysteria”- meaning, of the “womb”. Originally “hysteria” designated a link between certain nervous disorders and diseases of the female sexual and reproductive organs. It was thought that there was a direct connection between these physical pathologies localized in the female organs and certain nervous symptoms. Treatment meant inducing “hysterical paroxysm” or orgasm. It was found that this could be an arduous task and thus, one of the first vibrators was a steam-powered device called the “Manipulator”, which was created by American physician George Taylor, M.D. This machine was a rather awkward device, but was still heralded as some relief for the doctors who found themselves suffering from fatigued wrists and hands. Doctors of the day felt that this method of treatment (“vulvular stimulation”) had nothing to do with sex.

Look how far we have CUM!

I don’t know about you but I am certainly looking forward to “Hysteria“…the new film by Tanya Wexler staring Maggie Gyllenhaal and scheduled for release in 2011. A comedic love story set around the invention of this beloved household device…”Hysteria” is set to be a stimulating release! (I am sorry I couldn’t resist!) -xxx c

[tiImage url="http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/100820/Maggie-Gyllenhaal_240.jpg" credit="Janet Mayer/PR Photos" align="left"]Maggie Gyllenhaal, never one to shy away from sexuality whether she’s doubled over on a desk in Secretary or breastfeeding in Away We Go, will star in Hysteria, an indie rom-com centering on the invention of the vibrator, Variety reports. Per the trade, she’ll play the daughter of a doctor (Jonathan Pryce), who, alon … Read More

via PopWatch