Yes it’s Wet Wednesday, and this week I want to talk about strap-ons.
If you have ever used one, or had one used on you (I have experienced both, see my personal experience in my 1st adult film above), you know that often they seem an exercise in pure futility.
Too small.
Too big.
Too awkward.
Too much movement.
And I get it, it’s a large phallus strapped onto a body that is NOT anatomically built for a phallus, and as such:
IT DOESN’T FIT!
And yet, I never seem to give up.
I continue to use strap-ons and request their use on, or in, me. So, it’s only fair that I review a few here.
Some of the first I tried were rudimentary, with plastic straps, either too rigid or too soft, neither of which feels very pleasant. (In my first film I had to take 6 Advil after my scene it hurt so badly.)
I tried one, that had so much potential. It was a rabbit style strap-on and did all sorts of fancy tricks…vibrating, twirling, twisting beads; however, it was so bulky and awkward and I was at least 6 inches from my partner, separated by a gigantic battery pack. Needless to say, this strap-on experience was not a great success.
Although I have to admit this newer model from Katerina’s Closet .com is definitely an upgrade. If you decide to pick one up, or have used this one before let me know. It seems some important changes have been made, mainly concerning the bulk and stability issues:
(remember just click the hyper link to go directly to the item’s page)
Strap-on Power Cock with Rabbit was $56.59, save over 19% NOW at $45.29
From the early models I would say the most consistently successful, for me, was the classic…STRAP-ON
Like the Fetish Fantasy ($37.99 at Katerina’s):
Great for giving-it (hard) to a guy…but again lacking some of the maneuverability that a woman’s parts require.
And so I continued my quest and more recently came to…
A design especially designed with two female partners in mind and promising great things (in all of the reviews). It features a vibrating butterfly for the “giver” and a large vibrating cock for the “getter”…It had great potential.
Picture the Honey Sucker Bee Strap-on Vibe ($44.49)
(which incidentally is a great vibrator on it’s own)
With a HUGE vibrator attached to the end of it.
Not only was there a problem of shear balance, the butterfly portion didn’t have a strong enough vibe (for her) and the straps…THE STRAPS ARE THIN ELASTIC?!?
This seems like an epic fail for such an all-inclusive product. Also the slant of the phallus seemed off, so that in the end my partner (who was “giving”) was manually holding the butterfly portion and fucking me…which was great for me…but seemed to miss the point of a product that professes, “pleasure for both.”
However, despite all of my failures…I have not abandoned my quest, just yet.
Katerina’s closet recently sent me a NEW version to test, and…I must say I have high hopes (again), and here’s why:
The Wireless Power Harness 2 (Was $79.54, now $61.99; you save 22%)
Product Details: Waterproof. Our versatile Wireless Power Harness now available with a dual density, maintenance-free, life-like, tapered Pure Skin dong. Patented self-contained motor. 3 powerful speeds with push button control. Fully adjustable tush and waist straps (up to 40″/120cm). Secure snaps. Pure Skin/TPR (dong) ABS (base) Nylon (straps). 4.75″x 1.75″/12cm x 4cm (dong).
The vibration – strong enough to please both partners.
The size – yes, it matters. And the material is all soft and velvet-like!
And most importantly,
The FIT –
the styling, wide straps with a well-affixed large front-piece, allows for a more natural stroke and promises an experience that is altogether more stable and pleasurable for both parties involved, or at least that’s the idea.
Now…I just need to find SOMEONE to try it out on…
xxx c.
