Yes, you heard correctly…now for the bargain price of $68 (less than on of their luxury leather goods) you may fuck someone (safely) as a true LABEL WHORE!
I am not sure how i feel about this. Instantly I was repulsed and confused:
WHY? SHOULDN’T PROTECTION BE MY FIRST CONCERN AND NOT A BRAND NAME?
Granted, we use Trojan because it is proven safe…but that’s PROVEN SAFE AGAINST STDs and NOT proven safe against the fashion police!
My next thought was:
WHO IS THE MARKET? POSH MULTI-MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOYS FOR WHOM $70 IS NOTHING? OR WANNABEs WHO JUST WANNA:
And that thought makes me sad…because at that point aren’t we just further objectifying both women AND sex? Could we get any more removed from what sex is supposed to be about…enjoying it for the experience…THE EXPERIENCE…without all of this other nonsense?!?!
Sounds funny coming from me I know. I am the girl who makes weekends out of all the “other stuff” with the parties and such…but perhaps this was a moment of self-realization for me as well…maybe I am just not so into all that STUFF anymore…MAYBE, just maybe…all I wanna do now is:
Okay…truly sometimes tickles can turn quickly to torture when the tickler gets a tad sadistic…but here…I am referring to a DIFFERENT type of tickling…one that focuses on…the female erogenous zone:
THE FRENCH TICKLER!
These cartoon-like little creatures…admittedly look super silly…like a sea anemone
except for their distinctive quality as a SEX TOY!
While the origin of the French Tickler appears to be shrouded in mystery…their purpose is clear:
A French tickler is a latexcondom that is designed with additional protrusions, for enhancing the sexual pleasure of the user.
A typical French Tickler uses a number of bumps, crests and falls in the lining of the latex ostensibly to make sexual intercourse more enjoyable or pleasurable for the recipient. They may also have hair-like protrusions.-Wikipedia
These little creatures are available at most erotic boutiques and even the most…exotic looking (and they do get quite elaborate) can be acquired for less than $4…making this week’s edition quite a nice bargain! An inexpensive nocturnal foray with your partner into “Fantasy Penis Land”…if you will! Heehee!
All jokes aside…this is a useful and fun adult-toy. I have personally enjoyed various french tickler incarnations on more than one occasion and can vouch for their highly titillating qualities! They can be used both externally and internally…and always merit multiple giggles of pleasure!
So next time you are out and about…shopping for something for some naughty fun…pick a couple up! Give it a try…because nothing is better than a good…satisfying tickle!