Thrilling Thursday: Get Wild, Not WET (Adult Sex Product Review)

Truth be told…we all get WET…ladies.

And that fact is both a blessing and a curse, if you will…making sex deliciously slippery AND making it a damn big mess…and depending on how often you are engaging in sex (with yourself and/or another/others) you are washing your sheets A LOT if you tend of the WETTER side of the lubrication continuum.

For me extreme wetness is a frequent reality, one that I have alternately been accepting of and slightly embarassed by for most of my adult life, “Why?” you ask. Well, without going into details, it’s MESSY and truth be told…in the end…someone ALWAYS has to sleep in the wet spot…unless you huddle to the edge of the bed and risk a fall!

So when a friend sent me information about “No More Wet Spot” I was intrigued.

www.nomorewetspot.com

“Now, No One has to sleep on the wet spot!

After years of arguing over who gets the “WetSpot” after sex we decided to do something about it. We’ve come up with this 100% Polyester waterproof blanket that is made with a “cool dry” fleece. It is specifically designed to catch fluids from sex and lube. The 50” X 60” size makes it a great fit for any surface, be it bed, couch, chair, backseat of the car or anywhere else your sex adventure takes you. It’s not bulky and can sit anywhere inconspicuously, cleverly disguised as a throw blanket. The unique bonding process brings together a soft luxurious feel with rugged durability and easy wash ability. The waterproof barrier between the two layers keep you away from your surfaces and your surfaces dry as you play, and once you’ve had your fun, just throw it in the wash and put it away till next time.”

Essentially the product works similarly to those snazzy UnderArmor or Nike running garments that wick water away from your skin surface and keep you dry during long runs. They work. And so, while I haven’t tried this particular product, there is no reason to think that the same logic wouldn’t apply.

Color me EXXXCITED…because now:

If any of you have tested this product please feel free to comment I would love to know what you think…sure beats using a towel!

xxx

Conchita.

My Ball Gag: A Lesson in the (Bitter) Sweet Sacrifice of Surrender

I planned to write about something completely different today, however a friend sparked a distant memory and…I was too distracted to think of anything else but:

Ball gags.

To me ball gags represent one of the highest forms of non-physical punishment.

They do not hurt, and restrain only minimally.

No the real domination if the ball gag is…mental.

I know I have told this story before, but it’s a good one:

I was shooting for a BDSM website and one of the shots called for a ball gag with attached nipple clamps. I had already done a couple shots with the clamps and was having quite a lot of fun so of course I responded in the affirmative,

“Yeah sure, bring it on!”

I mean how horrible could it be…right?

The gag was this gorgeous blue color, with handmade silver chains attached to delicate little nipple clamps…harmless and beautiful.

And THAT, my friends, was my error: looks can be terribly deceiving.

And so, enchanted by the royal blue color and shiny silver links I donned the gag and clamps for the shot. As I was waiting for the photographer to set up the lights, something started to happen…

Drip

Drip

DRIP

(shit, my lipstick)

I desperately started to try to suck up all of this very non-cosmetic and increasingly offensive DROOL

Sssssllllluuuurrrpppppppppppppssshhhh…

Despite my efforts it was becoming increasingly apparent that not only could I not suck up the slobber…but also, the flow was increasing…and I was beginning to…

GAG!

(Oooohhhhhhhh…so, that is why they call it a…)

In a desperate attempt for help I started to whine between my SLURPS

“mmmmmssssuuuooorrrrrssshhhhhmmmmmeeeeeeeee.”

The photographer looked up, with the most satisfied sadistic expression across his face, and said,

“Oh honey, yeah…don’t try to stop it just let it flow!”

I whimpered, in response. (Fine.)

I let it go…and it went. Long disgusting trails of slobber trailed down my entire naked body. And everyone on the shoot was pleased, except me.

It wasn’t that I was suffering, oh who am I kidding…I was suffering! But more than that, I was…ashamed.

The complete and total lack of control of my body was driving me mad…and the alternative choice was not very appealing: choke to death on my own spit…what could I do? I let it go, let all the slime just spew from my mouth.

I will admit there was a certain pleasure in it, but not the kind of self-possessed pleasure I am accustomed to, no this was more like surrender…I surrendered and my reward was…permission to let my body take over.

If you think about it it’s not unlike the experience of an orgasm, for a woman, you have to let go and let your body take over in order to climax… it is also a surrender to the physical that in many ways that must begin with the mental.

So…the next time you have the choice to either preserve your dignity or surrender it…go for the latter…I promise it will be far more instructive and ultimately more satisfying.

Cheers to wetness!

Xxx

Conchita.

Wet Wednesday: The Perfect XXX-Mas Gift is the One that Keeps on Giving!

We have all heard SNL infamous J.T. skit, “Dick in a Box,” by now, in all of it’s hilarity:

But what if you could actually give your dick, in a box, to your lover…well you now CAN!

I was perusing Katerina’s Closet today, my favorite (and friend owned) adult toy site, with the holidays in mind today, which brought to mind a special gift that a friend gave his lover years ago…his penis. Well, a replica of his penis at least.

From his account it was quite a project, from the making of the mold to the pouring and setting of the actual member…a labor of love if you will-y. Hahahaha!

Well of course the puns abound, but that aside the Clone-A-Willy kit was quite a well received (ha) item that Christmas…and let’s be honest who wouldn’t want your lovers dick ready and at your disposal (literally) upon any whim!

Katerina’s Closet shoppers do receive a 20% discount off of the $55 price tag…which is quite a deal fellas, when you think of all the joy you’ll bring!

Happy holidays,

c.

Wet Wednesday: Get Your Sex-ercise On!

As you may have gleaned, fitness and health are an important part to my life….everyday…so it should also seem a natural correlation to SEX!

It IS Wet Wednesday after all.

And on this fine day I have some rather intimate workouts for you…

Ladies first; I present an upgrade from the classic Ben Wa ball: the Geisha Ball (love the name) and it VIBRATES!

Simply insert it in your vagina; the movements you make while walking give you a continual massage. It also keeps the pelvic muscles in shape, allowing you more pleasure during sex.

Shots Toys Geisha Super Ball Erotic Exercise Ball Waterproof Purple

($13.99 at Katerina’s Closet, you save 11% off retail)

I wonder how it would feel if you did jumping jacks after insertion…hmmmnn.

But I digress…For the men I have the penis barbell. Okay it’s a bit of a gag-toy, but something I would LOVE to see (in use) nonetheless!

Original Pecker Exerciser

($6.79 at Katerina’s Closet, 7% off retail)

As the manufacturer points out:

“You exercise every part of your body with weights, why should your pecker be any different? It is after all a muscle as well. Keep your pecker in shape with the Original Pecker Exerciser and see how strong and muscular your pecker gets! You’ll be able to lift your partner with just your pecker alone!”

Ummmm…what a selling point and who wouldn’t want to see THAT!?!?

So, along with a hearty chuckle, I hope you’ve enjoyed these offerings for Wet Wednesday, a special thank you to Katerina’s Closet for keeping me entertained (wink, wink), and…trust that you all know the BEST EXERCISE IS…SEX-ERCISE!!!

xxx c.

(image by BPS Productions for ForTradvd.com)

A Wet Wednesday…PRE-WARNING: NYC Vibe-Giveaway!

In the interest of giving you nymphobrainiacs a heads-up…tomorrow Trojan is giving away 10,000 vibes across the city!

I can’t vouch for its functionality…I have yet to try these “over-the-counter” vibes I’ve spied as I wait to pick up my birth control script…but with a well known name and a $35 price tag, this lil-thang must get the job done at the very least!

As per Trojan on Facebook, we will have to check back to tomorrow when the secret locals will be revealed…I don’t know about you, but I will definitely be there…

“Free Orgasms! FREE ORGASMS FOR SALE!!!”

I’ll save you a spot on line…xxx c.

*Pastease* Knows How to Light up Your Night! (A Thrilling Thursday Post)

Last night I was Perusing my beautiful friend Stephanie Pastease’s Youtube channel (Sexy Fun 101) and discovered both a tit-illating (you know where that pun’s going) and entertaining new product:

Glow-in-the-Dark Pastease® breast pasties (on Sale for $6.99)

Now I have to say, the product itself is so ingenius, it defies description…it simply MUST be experienced!

(observe)

Mesmerizing is it not?

Yes, it is.

Aside from Stephanie’s infectious giggle…her bounce…does quite a lot for the mood! After a challenging day at work, we could all use a pair of glowing, vivacious breasts to make us feel at once happy-and-horny. There is just something about decorated nipples that ALWAYS makes me smile…

It sort of got me thinking…how great would it be it host a glow-in-the-dark no-pajama Pastease party?!?!

Who’s game?

I am, xxx c.

Thrilling Thursday: Stick Those Lips!

This week has been busy…work has been filling my days…and nights, which doesn’t sound like much fun and certainly puts a kink (not the good kind) in my writing…but I do love my “real” job and so…here it is Thursday and I need to write about a sex toy–I mean even if I have the worst writer’s block…sex toys always inspire!

This week lipstick has been on my mind, in a few different contexts:

1.   I am obsessed with the perfect shade of orange lipstick, of late.

2.   Having bought and worn the “shade a la orange du jour” at rather inappropriate moments during the the week (e.g. in bed), because I feel so fabulous in it, I found myself saying: 

“I think my new lipstick would look amazing on your cock!” 

Needless to say, I think he could care less about the former and was all-about the latter, and I think the opposite was true for me…however, it did look gorgeous on him (or his)…as well!

3.   Finally, I couldn’t help but notice this gorgeous red shade on her lips…Whether it was the shine, the shade, or the shape of her luscious mouth…I really could not tell you…I only know I stood mesmerized…and only wanted to kiss.

So! I take these seemingly random incidents, string them together, and get this:

Lipstick turns me on.

But, can it get me off?

I did a little research and it seems, yes…it can get me, and YOU, off!

Scanning through my adult sex toy site of choice, Katerina’s Closet, I found a few choice lipsticks that are more “stick” than “lip”…or perhaps they are useful to:

STICK IN (THOSE) LIPS

(I can never resist a good word-play)

Anyway, here is what I found…

The Screaming O Studio Collection Lipstick Vibe (click the hyperlinks to go directly to any of these items)

Price: was $33.30, NOW $27.30 (17% off)

This is my first choice and the one I will buy, for several important reasons:

“Chic and discreet, super-powered,multi-function vibrator featuring a sensation focusing flex tip.
-Soft silicone Flex-tip for intense, focused vibrations
-Multi-function motor:

1. Low Steady-On
2. Medium Steady-On
3. High Steady-On
4. Multi-Pulse Tease mode

-Waterproof, easy to clean design
-80+ minutes of vibration
3 extra AG-13 replacement batteries included.”

I am definitely feeing the flex tip…what brilliance! You know the funny thing is that these are designed to “hide” but I’ll be damned if I won’t be showing this to EVERYONE!

Oh and check-out this one…quite for those times in public when you just MUST to get-off:

“Don’t worry if it’s not your shade – this discreet lipstick vibe is so stylish and sexy, it can easily pass as part of your makeup bag! Choose a speed that’s right for you and let the quiet vibrations take you away. Great for your afternoon commute, bathroom breaks, or solo play at home or in the office. Try it in the shower and everyone will be wondering why you take so long to get ready! Requires 4 LR 44 cell batteries (included).”

W/p Lipstick Vibe Pink

Price: was $14.62, Now $12.99

I also found an aphrodisiac lip balm!

$4.99 Dona Illuminate Lip Balm Pomegranate

Not a clue how it works, but what a great marketing campaign…I wonder what such a wondrous product would bring…or rather WHO?

And for the men…I LOVE THESE…your very own Glow Stroker Pierced Lips for $20.99.

Not only are they green and neon…THEY HAVE A PIERCING!

(Boys have you used on of these “masturbation sleeves”? What are they like? I have to admit I am terribly curious.)

From the perfect shade of orange lipstick, to “painted” blow jobs, to lip obsession, to vibes, to pheromone balm, and finally to a neon green pierced masturbator…this week has been all about my oral fixation…and so I now turn it over to you and your lips, or her lips, or his lips…on this Thrilling Thursday!

Enjoy, xxx c.

Wet Wednesday: Time To Strap ONE On!

Yes it’s Wet Wednesday, and this week I want to talk about strap-ons.

If you have ever used one, or had one used on you (I have experienced both, see my personal experience in my 1st adult film above), you know that often they seem an exercise in pure futility.

Too small.

Too big.

Too awkward.

Too much movement.

And I get it, it’s a large phallus strapped onto a body that is NOT anatomically  built for a phallus, and as such:

IT DOESN’T FIT!

And yet, I never seem to give up.

I continue to use strap-ons and request their use on, or in, me. So, it’s only fair that I review a few here.

Some of the first I tried were rudimentary, with plastic straps, either too rigid or too soft, neither of which feels very pleasant. (In my first film I had to take 6 Advil after my scene it hurt so badly.)

I tried one, that had so much potential. It was a rabbit style strap-on and did all sorts of fancy tricks…vibrating, twirling, twisting beads; however, it was so bulky and awkward and I was at least 6 inches from my partner, separated by a gigantic battery pack. Needless to say, this strap-on experience was not a great success.

Although I have to admit this newer model from Katerina’s Closet .com  is definitely an upgrade. If you decide to pick one up, or have used this one before let me know. It seems some important changes have been made, mainly concerning the bulk and stability issues:

(remember just click the hyper link to go directly to the item’s page)

Strap-on Power Cock with Rabbit was $56.59, save over 19% NOW at $45.29

From the early models I would say the most consistently successful, for me, was the classic…STRAP-ON

Like the Fetish Fantasy ($37.99 at Katerina’s):

Great for giving-it (hard) to a guy…but again lacking some of the maneuverability that a woman’s parts require.

And so I continued my quest and more recently came to…

A design especially designed with two female partners in mind and promising great things (in all of the reviews). It features a vibrating butterfly for the “giver” and a large vibrating cock for the “getter”…It had great potential.

Picture the Honey Sucker Bee Strap-on Vibe ($44.49)

(which incidentally is a great vibrator on it’s own)

With a HUGE vibrator attached to the end of it.

Not only was there a problem of shear balance, the butterfly portion didn’t have a strong enough vibe (for her) and the straps…THE STRAPS ARE THIN ELASTIC?!?

This seems like an epic fail for such an all-inclusive product. Also the slant of the phallus seemed off, so that in the end my partner (who was “giving”) was manually holding the butterfly portion and fucking me…which was great for me…but seemed to miss the point of a product that professes, “pleasure for both.”

However, despite all of my failures…I have not abandoned my quest, just yet.

Katerina’s closet recently sent me a NEW version to test, and…I must say I have high hopes (again), and here’s why:

The Wireless Power Harness 2 (Was $79.54, now $61.99; you save 22%)

Product Details: Waterproof. Our versatile Wireless Power Harness now available with a dual density, maintenance-free, life-like, tapered Pure Skin dong. Patented self-contained motor. 3 powerful speeds with push button control. Fully adjustable tush and waist straps (up to 40″/120cm). Secure snaps. Pure Skin/TPR (dong) ABS (base) Nylon (straps). 4.75″x 1.75″/12cm x 4cm (dong).

The vibration – strong enough to please both partners.

The size – yes, it matters. And the material is all soft and velvet-like!

And most importantly,

The FIT –

the styling, wide straps with a well-affixed large front-piece, allows for a more natural stroke and promises an experience that is altogether more stable and pleasurable for both parties involved, or at least that’s the idea.

Now…I just need to find SOMEONE to try it out on…

xxx c.

Wet Wednesday III: Bbbbuuuuzzzzzzzin’ Boobs!

This week’s entry is a bit of a spoof. What can I say, when I saw these on Katerina’s Closet I could NOT resist:

Pleasure Cupz Vibrating Nipple Massagers

in Purple

(as if they could come in any other color)

Product Details:

List price: $7.88, On Sale for $6.99.

Make your nipples perk with pleasure with these incredible Vibrating Pleasure Cupz. Each jelly nipple suction cup features a powerful micro-massager that delivers discreet stimulation right to your nipples. Simply place them on your breast over the nipple and squeeze, then flip the power switch on the tiny bullet. The tiny TPR nubs on the inside of the massager tickle, tease and please with every vibration. The bullet can be switched on or off and battery life is approximately 40 minutes.

(Here they sit on my bathroom counter…turned on and just vibing away.)

 Now I realize I am a bit eccentric in my tastes, and NO these are NOT what “everyone needs” to own for their sex toy box (you DO have one, right?), rather these little nipple-vibes are an extra…think of them as the cherry on top. At least that’s how I enjoyed them, last night.

When I ripped open my Pleasure Cupz (in purple) and immediately pulled-down my top to try’em out, see above (realtime), I was pleasantly surprised!

I have used a lot of nipple clamps (although I have yet to write about them), but this was something entirely different. Whereas nipple clamps tend to be of the S&M world, these are more like nipple-ticklers.

They are rubber and I assumed they suctioned on, they do look like suction cups, but they do not. You just sort of press them to your nipples (as above).

My immediate reaction was tit-tillation (sorry, had to…it’s punny).

Then, I thought:

“What the fuck am I supposed to do with these? They are pleasant but it’s not like I can orgasm from them…Ahhhh, but wouldn’t they be nice, as a SEX-TRA!”

And so, I immediately geared-up for a masturbation session, nipple-rubbers in hand, and went to it!

The results?

These little purple-nipple-cupz definitely add a little something extra to the mix. And while I admit to having sensitive nipples, I this most would enjoy these lil’ babies.

As a side note, my peeping neighbor must have had quite a show last night…I had a bullet, a vibe, and these lil cupz ALL buzzing while “testing” this product! A woman’s work is never DONE!

Happy Wet Wednesday!

Make sure it’s dripping…xxx c.

Wet Wednesday (III) – A Day Late, But Always Worth the Wait – I Will Make You Wetter!

Some of my very hottest sex-sessions have taken place in the shower.  Their nature has run the gamut some were spontaneous quickies, others all night fuck fests until our hands and feet looked like 80 year-olds, still others were almost casual, “Wanna take a shower?” “Uh, YES!”

The image above represents the second variety…and was one of the most memorable nights in my life (no lie)…we went on and on and on…blurring the lines between fantasy and reality, repeatedly…(sigh)…Oops almost lost my thought process there.

Yes, it’s Wet Wednesday and we are talking about accoutrements that might enhance our sex lives, right! And this week I bring you what is less of an adult toy and more of an accessory, the  Fetish Fantasy Perfect Position Handles (Available to Katerina’s Closet for $24.75, NOW 17% off at $20.49)

The product description reads:

Turn your shower into an erotic playground with the Fetish Fantasy Perfect Position Handles. Showering with your loved one will never be the same again, thanks to these versatile suction position handles. The powerful suction bases stick to nearly any flat surface – from shower tiles to floors to glass shower doors – allowing you to explore positions you never dreamed possible! Adventurous sex in the shower is no longer limited to the gifted or athletic – with these high-strength suction handles, you can try difficult positions with ease and get the right angle every time. They help with balance, give you leverage and ensure safety when the action heats up. Go ahead, explore your wet and wild Fetish Fantasies!

Now to date I haven’t used this product, but have already placed an order because what’s the one thing we can all agree on about shower-sex, be it good, bad or mind-blowing?

YOU ARE IN CONSTANT DANGER OF FALLING AND BUSTING YOUR ASS!

True story.

In fact one that has occurred more often than I would really like to admit…although I will say I played it off nicely,

“Oh what? NO I am just fine I want to be down HERE, see?”

Despite my graceful excuses, I would prefer a bit more stability while getting soapy and sexy with my partner…s.

Let’s just say I am a dirty girl!

xxx c.